Petro Truck Stops to acquire Air America

From the AP:

BLOOMINGTON-NORMAL, ILLINOIS (AP) -- In a surprise announcement, Petro Truck Stops announced its intent to acquire the troubled radio network. Petro - which operates over 2000 truck stops across the U.S. - will continue the format as-is. Any areas that are currently not covered by AM radio will be covered using Citizen's Band repeaters located at Petro's locations.

"Breaker, breaker, good buddy. Looks like we've got some comedy radio comin' your way!" announced Petro CEO Buford Schmitterling. "This will provide a good forum for Petro advertising, as well as giving our customers a steady source of comedy," he continued.

Air America interim CEO Carrot Top could not be reached for comment.

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Posted in Satire at May 14, 2004 10:49 AM

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Franken has gone red neck.

Posted by: jay at May 14, 2004 11:48 AM