"Garofalo lives longtime dream on Air America"

My dream involves Janeane ditching the blonde hair and getting a preppie makeover. Meanwhile back to Garofalo's dream:

Minutes before showtime on a Tuesday night, Janeane Garofalo slides into the studio carrying a microphone and a backpack stuffed with research. On the desk she lines up provisions: a can of supercaffeinated Red Bull, a can of diet Sunkist, an enormous bottle of water...
She goes on to jab "those red-state value voters" who are "really, really supportive of the rights of a globule of presentient cells" but whose state laws permitted capital punishment for juveniles. She takes a few shots at the president, whom she regularly labels a hypocrite and a liar. Just for variety, she assails actor and Bush supporter Ron Silver.

And that's just in the first 15 minutes...