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May 27, 2005

Janeane Garofalo got a breast reduction?

Say what now? By accident I ran across a kinda snarky celebrity bio site, which has this quote from America's trying-too-hard sweetheart:

"I was a 36C or D, and at 5'1", I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in front of an audience was not going to be easy. It would be really hard to get people to pay attention to me without mocking me. Getting a breast reduction to prepare for my career was no different from people who work to get good grades to get into a good college to get into a good graduate school to get a good job. I went down to a B cup, and it was the best thing in the whole world."

Say what now? No, Janeane, we mock you for other reasons. We would never have mocked you for that, no, really, never in a zillion years.

In related news, this same site has bios for Jerry Springer (here), Al Franken (here), and even Al's sidekick Katherine Lanpher (here).

I note, however, that it doesn't have a bio of Randi Rhodes. Al, Al, Al! Everyone's always talking about Al!



Posted in Meta at May 27, 2005 12:01 PM

Comments

Ok, little strange. Maybe someday she will get a clue.

Posted by: gregd at May 27, 2005 12:27 PM

Apparently, when she shrunk her boob size, it also happened to shrink her brain size.

Go figure. She's already deflated the way it is....

Posted by: Sailor Republica at July 8, 2005 10:20 AM


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