Stuart Saves Yale

As you may have heard, Al Franken gave a Dean's Lecture at Yale Law School. Yale is a major "Ivy League" university in the Northeastern U.S. The talk was sponsored by the "American Constitution Society" and Mr. Franken is described as a "master of many media".

However, we don't know what he discussed because all attendees were forced to sign a Pledge of Secrecy administered by representatives from Skull & Bones. Under penalty of lack of future patronage.

So, since it's a secret, please speculate below on what Stuart Smalley discussed in his speech. Let your imagination run wild and free.

Posted in StuartSmalley at September 24, 2005 08:54 PM

Comments

Something about a numbskull and a bonehead comes to mind.

Posted by: arb at September 24, 2005 10:02 PM

I believe that Al Franken finally admitted his undying love for little boys, and his lifelong membership in NAMBLA.

Posted by: Gordon Jones at September 25, 2005 03:13 AM

Figures... you would like to speculate with a wild and free imagination instead of truth and facts - which you cannot obtain. Seems like most of the right wing Bush supporters already live in that world...get a grip on reality.

Posted by: Steve at September 30, 2005 12:57 AM