In what is probably his cleanest, most reputable gig yet, Jerry Springer will be appearing on the show 'Dancing with the Stars' alongside Tucker Carlson and a host of other nobodies, also-rans, and no-talents. This is at least a more honorable gig than working on Air America Radio or - of course - shoveling sleaze into America's living room on his TV show.
Springer's partner will be Aussie professional Kym Johnson, pictured right. Joining the "Mayor of Hell" and the bow-tod pundit will be:
football great Emmitt Smith, actress Vivica A. Fox and former "L.A. Law" star Harry Hamlin... The eclectic talent lineups of the show's first two seasons included supermodel Rachel Hunter, former child actress Tatum O'Neal, soap opera vixen Kelly Monaco, boxing champ Evander Holyfield, actor John O'Hurley and rapper Master P.
Wait, it gets better: the host is Tom Bergeron of America's Funniest Home Videos and Hollywood Squares.
No, wait, it gets even better: another celebrity will be Joey Lawrence from Blossom.
Posted in PureClass at August 14, 2006 10:46 PM
For the love of God-BRING BACK THE LOVE BOAT-so these boobs have a job..FANTASY ISLAND?...Any Hollywood producer from the 80's out there...It's an idea.
Posted by: G. T. at August 15, 2006 02:10 PM
Monitoring Air America Radio [TM] so you don't have to.