ABC Disney anti-Democratic scheme discovered!

The reports on the Path to 9/11 ABC miniseries are coming in and I'm disgusted, sickened, and I feel physically ill. What would drive people to do something like this?

As I was sitting in the dark wondering what to do and slowly chanting "Haters! Haters! Haters!" to myself, I suddenly - like a key falling into a lock - discovered the whole scheme that ABC Disney is up to.

Frantically running to my iMac, I soon located ABC's schedule and I realized I had all the evidence I needed to bring back the Fairness Doctrine and even pull their broadcast license.

But, first, let's look at the programs featured on that network to get an idea where "they're coming from":

Desperate Housewifes
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Supernanny
Ugly Betty
Wife Swap

All shows that objectify, downgrade, and belittle women. Now, who else has that same philosophy? Yes, that's right, George W. Bush. But, that is not the clearest evidence yet of their evil conspiracy.

No, the evidence of ABC's true agenda is obtained from looking at their schedule:

Sunday 9/10: Path to 9/11
Monday 9/11: Path to 9/11
Tuesday 9/12: Dancing with the Stars featuring Air America host Jerry Springer.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have uncovered the ABC/Disney/Bush conspiracy designed to make we Democrats, liberals, progressives, and socialists look bad. Stay tuned to DailyKos for Part 2 of my investigative report.

Posted in Satire at September 10, 2006 07:26 PM

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