Janeane Garofalo: Bill O'Reilly put me in estrus

In the latest issue of GQ, former Air America hostess and something or other Janeane Garofalo admits that when she first met Bill O'Reilly she was enraptured with sexual feelings and plunged into a deep state of extreme sexual excitement:

Janeane Garofalo shares this recollection: "Literally one moment before you go on, he comes and says hello, and it's like 'Oh, my God,' because he's six feet five, and I find that to be a turn-on -- my boyfriend at the time was six four.

So unfortunately, the first time I met Bill O'Reilly, it was an attractive thing. I guess I assumed he was a short guy, because he's so pugnacious. He still has the Napoleon complex while being six five -- that's what kind of an a--hole he is."

It is not known to this blogger whether she was subsequently loofah'ed or falafel'ed by the television host.

UPDATE: Via email, Judd Legum of Think Progress informs me that the J-Go interview appears in GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly), not "CQ [Congressional Quarterly]'s Teenie18 Special Section" as I originally stated. I apologize for the error.

Posted in Janeane at September 24, 2006 09:02 PM

Comments

Those two would spawn the most annoying children.

Posted by: Mikey Moderate at September 26, 2006 12:26 AM