My Jerry Springer posts never existed, were always Stephanie Miller posts

Comrades:

I would like to take this opportunity to offer a full, complete, and entirely contrite apology and a full recount of my crimes against society.

In the past, this category has featured posts about a fictional character named "Jerry Springer". There is no such person, there never has been such a person, his website was never at www.springerontheradio.com, and he never had a radio show on Air America Radio (which is America's only source for the truth).

I was led astray by reactionary forces, which convinced me that this person existed and had a radio show. They were wrong. The pages from his site that can be found at archive.org have been planted there by anti-people forces that I shall shortly name. These forces are the enemies of the state, and I repudiate them and all that they stand for.

It will take much to make amends for my actions, which I shall do henceforth from a thatched hut in Indianapolis.

Posted in PureClass at December 2, 2006 08:39 PM

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