"Franken Considering Running" articles to soon end

Miraculous news from the Associated Press! It seems that in just a few short weeks Al Franken will finally decide whether he's running for Senator from Cowlandia, aka Minnesota.

This will finally put an end to the endless string of completely-unbiased articles which coyly speculate whether Franken will run or not. Sometimes they even quote him as kicking the idea around, but he coyly never reveals what he's going to do! Oh, that rapscalion!

Finally, the MSM will have to explicitly come out and support his candidacy rather than simply endlessly beating around the bush and pre-hyping.

Posted in StuartSmalley at January 17, 2007 08:01 PM

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