Air America news department: revamped! Shoelace production: up 42%!

Air America has completely revamped its news division. While false stories in the reactionary press claim that the division has been eliminated as a cost-cutting move, these stories are simply enemy propaganda. In fact, the news department is still going strong, it has now just been reassigned, with now-former staffers Wayne Gillman, Bill Crowley, Mike Piazza and Mark Scheerer free to pursue opportunities elsewhere and thus able to spread liberalism like a virus to any host that will accept their talents. Note that the false story claims this was spelled out in a "staff memo from COO Scott Elberg"; nothing could be further from the truth, and no such memo ever existed.

Posted in Meta at June 18, 2007 09:21 AM