Call me Andy Rooney, but I really don't think Mattel should have come out with Totally Stylin' Tattoo Barbie. No, really: that's their new version of the venerable doll. It comes with enough paste-on tats that impressionable young girls should feel free to let their imaginations run wild, posing their role model as a featured dancer, a curbside entertainer, a cocktail waitress at a dive bar in Lomita, or what have you.
But, one thing we know for sure: she wasn't modeled after Janeane Garofalo since there's no "Liberal" tattoo and when you pull the doll's string she doesn't being screeching.
The special tat applicator is to the right.
Posted in Janeane at March 5, 2009 07:01 PM
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