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August 15, 2006

Top ten Janeane Garofalo mistakes

Here's my entry in the contest:

10. Quitting Air America just as it was on the imminent verge of massive ratings success.

9. Getting tattoed, something better reserved for sailors, strippers, and drug-addicts.

8. Joining Air America Radio.

7. Not getting help when she could.

6. Not getting anywhere near as much money out of George Soros AAR as Al Franken and Randi Rhodes did.

5. Featuring a Sc|ent0l0gist-linked organization on AAR... twice!

4. Going to blonde.

3. Dressing funny.

2. Not dressing more preppy with the glasses and the plaid skirt and maybe some books or something.

1. Getting a breast reduction.

Posted in Satire at August 15, 2006 11:37 AM


"Getting tattoed, something better reserved for sailors, strippers, and drug-addicts"...

That's funny...when I was 19 and my Dad said, "Do you know what kind of connotation that gives a girl?" He didn't find it funny when I said, "Just what I was aiming for", with a smile.

Posted by: Jersey Girl at August 16, 2006 08:44 AM

Ha ha ha ha. Ah well.... Our list is up if you’d like to look… have a great day!

Posted by: MamaDuck at August 16, 2006 09:20 AM

She went blonde?!?

...Ok, I just went and looked it up. Yes, she did indeed go blonde. Wow, that looks pretty awful. What was she thinking?

Posted by: Nancy R. Callahan at August 16, 2006 10:03 AM

This is great and all, but wouldn't it be more productive to point out false information on the network? It seems like all of your posts are about how they're funded, who's quitting, who might be fired, la di da. It seems like you're more interested in process than substance... or is the intention of this site simply to poke fun at AAR, instead of anything meaningful, productive, and democratic?

Posted by: Dave M. at August 17, 2006 08:21 AM

You can't comment on the substance of the program because they are spreading the truth. They actually use factual information to support their opinions.

All you can do is talk about the finances and looks of the host. You are pathetic.

Listen and learn. Use your own mind (not KKKarl Rove's).

Posted by: jj at August 17, 2006 12:12 PM

"Spreading the truth"??? The fact that most of the AAR hosts are spewing the idiotic theory that the 2004 election was stolen dispels that statement, pal.

Posted by: Scott at August 17, 2006 09:41 PM

She has been accustomed to spinning her wheels and her inanity with some sense of acceptance based fundamentally upon her marginal cuteness. Game over.

Posted by: ManRayX at August 19, 2006 09:51 PM

You forgot to mention here most egregious mistake to date; opening her mouth.

Posted by: Spankaccount at October 15, 2006 10:54 AM

Monitoring Air America Radio [TM] so you don't have to.


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