June 11, 2011

Janeane Garofalo weighs in on Weinergate (Anthony Weiner, perspicacity)

It seems like over six months since I posted the last entry, and that's because Team Air America has faded from view. But, every once in a while they pop up to remind us of the glory days of AAR. Thus it is with Janeane Garofalo who appeared on last night's Real Time with Bill... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 11:49 AM

December 12, 2010

Janeane Garofalo profanity-laced rant: WASPs are sh*tty, British Empire are douchebags, conservatives are mentally ill

Way back in May, Janeane Garofalo issued yet another plea for help which went unnoticed until now since she did it on the nearly unheard-of "Citizen Radio". That's some sort of internet radio run by Alison Kilkenny - a loony Huffington Post contributor - and someone else; their videos struggle to get hundreds of views.... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 11:25 AM

June 22, 2010

Janeane Garofalo comedy special due not to be watched on June 26, 2010

All three Janeane Garofalo fans are abuzz about a new comedy special she'll be starring in on June 26. It will be broadcast on a cable TV channel that most people don't get (Epix) and which will probably fold shortly thereafter. Here's a sample, with her making a joke involving being mistaken for herself at... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 09:34 AM

February 15, 2010

Janeane Garofalo begs for work; wears slimming undies; does Botox; not attached to shoes

New York Magazine had nothing to do so they recently asked Janeane Garofalo for her thoughts (link). As it turns out, she's acting in an off-Broadway play "Love, Loss, and What I Wore" which she accepted because she wasn't getting many other offers: It's been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs...... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 10:56 PM

October 03, 2009

Janeane Garofalo: "teabaggers" are "White Power Movement" (Beck, Bachmann, Rush)

Apparently Janeane Garofalo lost out the extras role in Chained Heat: the Musical because on last night's Bill Maher show on BHO HBO she - for about the umpteenth time - smeared the "Tea Parties" and affiliated movements. While I'm not the greatest fan of those "parties" - and especially their leaders - Garofalo is... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 12:44 PM

August 23, 2009

Janeane Garofalo continues Tea Party recruiting push, pleas for attention

Plucky U-movie actress Janeane Garofalo - who recently auditioned for the extras role of Edith in Chained Heat 7: Babes on Fire - continues to plead for attention and help the Tea Parties recruit new members. Analysts from the Ayn Rand Institute estimate that every time she calls the Tea Partiers names she helps them... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 01:16 PM

August 09, 2009

Janeane Garofalo still <3 tea parties; spreads love, kindness

Some hack at the Guardian interviewed Janeane Garofalo and writes: "It's very easy to caricature Janeane Garofalo as an outspoken, self-important leftie liberal drone..." So, let's roll with that. Since some people might be reading this at work, I've replaced the "bad words" with kind and gentle words of love from one of America's least... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 02:15 PM

June 02, 2009

In April, WINZ AM 940 in Miami dumped Air America Radio

I'm sorry I didn't get to this earlier, but it's not my fault: Air America Radio's listener in South Florida just informed me that in April, WINZ AM 940 in Miami switched from Air America Radio to an all sports format (link). Once again: it's not my fault. I spent months looking for a backup... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 01:08 PM

May 12, 2009

Garofalo stands by tea party screed, enters 24th minute of fame

Some time around her appearance in Boston, ex-cutie turned Chained Heat extra impersonator Janeane Garofalo was asked about her screed about the tea parties by Griff Jenkins of Fox News and a local radio host. Determined to stretch her 15 minutes of fame to unheard of depths, she responded thusly:... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 07:20 PM

May 09, 2009

Garofalo: "If there are any tea baggers here, welcome, and white power."

It looks like someone needs more attention (link). Troubled ex-cutie Janeane Garofalo - now looking like one of the minor antagonists from Chained Heat - did a show at the Somerville Theatre in Cambridge, Mass. on Friday. The 900-seat auditorium was "nearly full", and her multitudes were in for a treat: "If there are... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 12:09 PM

April 21, 2009

Janeane Garofalo says vile, hateful, low-class things about tea parties

For the last few days I was at the Freudian Analysis Conference, and I completely forgot to keep you updated on the latest vile, hateful, low-class, mean, evil, cruel, tat-ink-went-to-her-head comments from ex-cutie Janeane Garofalo. In an appearance on the Keith Olbermann show she accused the "tea party" protesters of being racist as well as... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 05:50 PM

March 05, 2009

Tattoo Barbie not modeled after Ms. Garofalo

Call me Andy Rooney, but I really don't think Mattel should have come out with Totally Stylin' Tattoo Barbie. No, really: that's their new version of the venerable doll. It comes with enough paste-on tats that impressionable young girls should feel free to let their imaginations run wild, posing their role model as a... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 07:01 PM

February 27, 2009

Janeane Garofalo, Keith Olbermann screech about Rush Limbaugh

Yesterday's Keith Olbermann show featured ex-cutie and current scary Janeane Garofalo whining and screeching about Rush Limbaugh, someone who approximately more people listen to in a week than have seen either of them throughout their entire careers. But, popularity doesn't mean that much, it's the quality of one's ideas that matters. And, here's a sample... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 03:05 PM

February 15, 2009

Janeane Garofalo says the cutest things!

Janeane Garofalo is back and has more cute things to say (link): The reason a person is a conservative republican is because something is wrong with them. Again, that's science – that's neuroscience. You cannot be well adjusted, open-minded, pluralistic, enlightened and be a republican. It's counter-intuitive. And they revel in their anti-intellectualism. They revel... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 09:25 PM

January 27, 2009

Janeene Garofalo works, talks, acts blue (quit 24?)

Earlier this month, troubled ex-cutie Janeane Garrofalo spoke with Gawker (link). This time she was in more an ultra-high class scatological mood rather than her usual bitter mood. She also reveals that she hasn't signed on to a new season of the 24 television program. She also wants "Sam Seder to get what's due him".... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 07:38 PM

January 11, 2009

Janeane Garofalo on 24: she needs a box of food

You have absolutely no idea how much I'm willing to do for you people. However, as a hint to how far I'm willing to go, I have just spent the last 45 minutes watching the "24" television program for scenes featuring Janeane Garofalo. My review: she needs a big box of food. She needs to... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 08:44 PM

December 03, 2008


OMG!!! OMFG!!!!!!! Reporting on the first 17 minutes of the premiere season episode opener of the hit Fox television show '24', Den of Geek says: Then we cut to the office of what we suspect is Homeland Security, and the to desk of Janeane Garofalo's Agent Gold (and it's great to see her in 24,... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 03:17 PM

November 28, 2008

Janeane Garofalo still looks OK, despite everything

Included below is a recent photograph of ex-cutie and former Air America Radio hostess Janeane Garofalo (from this). Frankly, she still looks good and if I ran into someone who looks like her but who was wearing long sleeves I would - as the kids say - definitely "hit it". The problem, of course, is... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 08:27 PM

November 23, 2008

Janeane Garofalo on 24 TV show (snark lessons!)

The season premiere of the TV show "24" is tonight. The show stars not only Kiefer Sutherland as Agent Jack Bauer, but also reportedly includes former Air America hostess and alleged comic Janeane Garofalo in some kind of role or something. Our sources tell us that she stars as an agent who goes undercover at... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 08:21 PM

September 14, 2008

Janeane Garofalo {hearts} Sarah Palin !

Surprisingly, F-movie actress and former radio talk show host Janeane Garofalo actually likes Sarah Palin! Putting aside all her bitter cynicism and vile hyper-partisanship, JFo says: My thoughts are that she, like many rightwing reactionary anti-intellectuals, is an a--hole. People keep saying, 'What a great speaker, blah blah.' She's a book-censoring, anti-science, global-warming denier, greedy... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 03:51 PM

September 13, 2008

Janeane Garofalo says stupid things on Bill Maher Real Time

Last night, Janeane Garofalo appeared on Real Time with Bill Maher and said a lot of stupid things. And, not just things that are really dumb, but things that are really mean, really vile, really insulting, and really low-class (not to be confused with lower-class). Joined by John Fund, Salman Rushdie, and Roseanne Barr, JFo... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 11:23 AM

September 10, 2008

Labor Pains: OMG! Janeane Garofalo has minor part in worthless Lindsay Lohan vehicle!

For all three of you wondering, no that wasn't really Janeane Garofalo you saw pushing a shopping cart down Sunset. However, she has briefly exited from obscurity to have a very minor role as - surprise - a radio hostess in the upcoming Lindsay Lohan epic "Labor Pains". This ground-breaking news is brought to us... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 09:19 PM

April 05, 2008

Janeane Garofalo gloms onto Randi Rhodes suspension

[VINDICATORY UPDATE BELOW] Taking a break from getting tattoos and making cameo appearances in D movies, Janeane Garofalo called in to Air America yesterday to speak on the air with her former co-host Sam Seder, who was doing Randi Rhodes' show due to her suspension from the network. A partial transcript is here, and, for... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 11:02 AM

March 10, 2008

Was Janeane Garofalo ever funny?

OK, we've already answered that Janeane Garofalo is as straight as many types of arrows. Now, let's move on to that other question that many people younger than 35 ask: "she's so vile, bitter, cynical, and just plain depressing nowadays, but was Janine Garroffalo ever funny?" At that point, I rush to remind our younger... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 09:03 AM

February 11, 2008

Janeane Garofalo on "crackers", "redneck nation"

Like fine, aged battery acid, Air America Radio has released an "interview" (i.e., screed) with troubled ex-cutie Janeane Garofalo which was apparently conducted while she was still screeching on their network. While it's difficult to put an exact date on it, in the clip she's got her blonde, slightly-attractive-lesbian look and it looks like she... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 01:23 PM

December 01, 2007

Flashback: when Janeane Garofalo was cute (last century)

There haven't been too many posts here about the lady at the grocery store, because she hasn't really been doing anything. And, likewise with Janeane Garofalo. With all the free time on her (JFo's) hands because the 24 TV show is presumably not in production due to the writer's strike, one would think she'd at... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 07:09 PM

November 02, 2007

Should Janeane Garofalo consider a lobotomy?

Chto delat'?Should Janeane Garofalo consider a lobotomy? Yes. Probably not.view resultspowered by blogpoll Sometimes it works for some people; take the poll to the right. While I realize it's a big step, after watching this clip from the Henry Rollins show, I think it's something that she might consider. She begins talking about how she... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 12:56 PM

October 29, 2007

Boycott "Southland Tales": unfair to Janeane Garofalo!

I am hereby urging everyone to boycott the movie "Southland Tales", to be released in November. Since I've been boycotting movies since I saw "A Stranger Among Us" around 1992 or so, this will be easy for me. However, if you're one of those people who inexplicably watches movies, I urge you not to attend.... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 11:44 AM

September 23, 2007

Stop Enabling Janeane Garofalo!

It's time to start calling out the enablers:... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 10:49 PM

September 22, 2007

Freaky Janeane Garofalo screeches: Petraeus "dishonest", Bush "war criminal", etc.

Ex-cutie and current tattoo'ed something-or-other Janeane Garofalo screeched her way through an episode of Real Time with Bill Maher yesterday. She calls General Petraeus "dishonest" and said that was part of his job description here. She speaks up for the Palestinians, warns of pro-Israel bias, and says she thinks of herself as a "global citizen"... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 08:00 PM

September 13, 2007

Ted Bell to Janeane Garofalo: eat in the kitchen!

Speaking on tonight's Phil Hendrie Show, Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills Steakhouse revealed that former Air America hostess Janeane Garofalo dropped by his establishment to view tonight's Iraq speech from president Bush. And, Ted told her she had to eat in the kitchen instead of being able to eat in the main dining... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 10:40 PM

September 10, 2007

The Janeane Garofalo Rescue Kit

Just a reminder: I'm taking suggestions on what should go in the Janeane Garofalo Rescue Kit. Please leave your best ideas in comments. Here's what I've got so far: * A Burberry catalog and a $10 gift certificate from Nordstrom's * An REI catalog (not just for the outdoors-y fashions but also to suggest that... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 08:58 PM

Scary-looking ex-cutie greeted at airport by photographer

Yowch! Scary-looking painted lady, ex-cutie, troubled "liberal", and alleged comedienne Janeane Garofalo was surprised to be met at a Los Angeles airport by paparazzi* when flying in to flick Fox's 24. So surprised that she says to them*: "I'm not a celebrity. I'm a moderately successful person... I was more famous in 1998." The person... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 12:41 PM

August 22, 2007

24, Jack Bauer: send Janis Gold to Gitmo!

This entry is an open plea to Special Agent Jack Bauer: please send Janis Gold to Guantanamo Bay ("Gitmo"). You already know that FBI Agent Gold (aka Janeane Garofalo) is a member of the ACLU - remember when she dropped her hemp purse and her membership card came flying out? What you probably don't know... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 08:04 PM

August 21, 2007

Janeane Garofalo barefoot pictures?

The failed Air America Radio hostess is experiencing a minor blip due to Janeane Garofalo recently joining the cast of Fox's TV show 24. So, I think this is as good a time as any to issue a bit of a "bleg": does anyone have any pictures of "JFo" bare of foot? (It's for a... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 01:03 PM

Janeane Garofalo joins 24 cast (Jack Bauer, Gitmo)

Troubled ex-cutie Janeane Garofalo will be joining the cast of Fox's TV show 24, sources say. Apparently, Jack Bauer (played by Kiefer Sutherland) is in some sort of crisis, and Garrofalo will be playing a government agent who joins the team to sort out the crisis he's in (sorry, I don't watch the show). The... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 07:41 AM

August 14, 2007

Binky: Janeane Garofalo in Lifetime movie of week

There is indeed life beyond made-for-DVD movies and web-download-only movies, and it's called "appearing in a movie of the week on the Lifetime Channel". And, that's the life that ex-cutie Janeane Garofalo will be enjoying in Ottawa (Canada) for the next few weeks as she's filming/videoing what is tentatively titled "Binky". The titular star of... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 10:44 AM

July 20, 2007

Janeane Garofalo nude (back)!

All five people who are searching for pictures of Janeane Garofalo nude are in luck... in two ways! First, the following clip from 2005's "Nadine in Dateland" shows a little skin: some back, some legback, some shoulder, and... even a tiny little flash of what actually might be some sideboob. She even gets a little... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 08:22 PM

July 18, 2007

Janeane Garofalo: 9/11 was an inside job!

Garofalogists are currently trying to analyze exactly what formerly cute, now scary Janeane Garofalo is trying to say on this clip from the Conan O'Brien show: Is she joking? Does she seriously think that 911 was an inside job? Is she now a believer in LIHOP ("let it happen on purpose") or MIHOP ("made it... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 10:56 AM

July 09, 2007

Janeane Garofalo: "I bead"

I knew that "liberal" and ex-cutie Janeane Garofalo would turn out to be a beader! Well, actually, I didn't know that: She also brands herself "a neo-Luddite" who doesn't own a computer or an iPod. "I have CDs. And I make my own jewelry. Well, I bead. I go to bead stores and string beads."... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 03:02 PM

July 05, 2007

How to survive a Janeane Garofalo attack

Every year, thousands of people are attacked and injured by wild animals like bears, mountain lions, raccoons, possums, snakes, bees, and so forth. The common advice with the first two is to remain calm and back away slowly. Similar advice applies when attacked by other feral beasts such as a Janeane Garofalo, as the accompanying... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 11:09 AM

July 04, 2007

Pure class: Jeanine Garofalo treats rash during interview

[UPDATE 2: Janeane Garofalo says 9/11 was an inside job!] The interview here - conducted by "Hooman" from Bay Area radio station Alice 97.3 - features Janeane Garofalo revealing that she occasionally gets a rash that extends from her hand up her arm, and she claims to not know the reason why she's so afflicted.... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 10:51 AM

June 30, 2007

Janeane Garofalo: daily affirmations

First of all, I want to stress that none of the recent posts about Janeane Garofalo have been made in a mean-spirited way, but rather in an attempt to help. She still has potential, which I - with all due respect - feel that she's been squandering. So, rather than curse the darkness, I want... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 10:24 AM

June 27, 2007

Q: Is Janeane Garofalo gay?

A: No*. * Lesbians (and bi-sexual women) just tend to swoon all over her, at "After Ellen". Note also the URL in "Exhibit Two" here: windycitymediagroup.com/gay/lesbian/news/ARTICLE.php?AID=15170 Not that there's anything wrong with that or anything. Bonus! Disturbing picture of her tattoos provided at the first link: UPDATE: Janine Garofallo's tour to promote Ratatouille continues as... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 03:11 PM

June 20, 2007

Janeane Garofalo to undergo "Catholic School" therapy

In a shocking - but very welcome to this site - announcement, ex-cutie Janeane Garofalo has announced that she will be undergoing a controversial treatment for her various issues: Catholic reeducation. She decided to undergo this life-changing event after friends and fans reacted with horror to this recent video where she promotes her new... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 05:17 PM

June 14, 2007

Janeane Garofalo really, really, really needs help

Exhibit One: Most of [Janeane Garofalo]'s act revolved around kicking a drinking habit in favor of painkillers, her scatter-mindedness and, of course, politics. To wit: "I take Vicodin now instead of drinking, but I call them 'Vicadoodles.' Who could get addicted to Vicadoodles? It just sounds better. Like 'hobo' sounds better than 'homeless drug addict.'"... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 02:15 PM

June 06, 2007

Janeane Garofalo used to torture Iraqis

Janeane Garofalo's voice was used to torture Iraqis, and they "hated" it. Tony Lagouranis is a former military interrogator, who's now telling his story. And, believe it or not, the formerly cute comedienne and former Air America hostess played a role: Not long ago in Iraq, [Lagouranis] felt "absolute power," he said, over men kept... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 12:09 PM

May 29, 2007

URGENT: Help Janeane Garofalo revive her career!

Thinking about what I wrote earlier today, I realized that it's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. Sure, Janeane Garofalo was one of the voices for the latest Pixar animation disaster Ratatouille (whether she played a 'Rat isn't known), but other than that after leaving Air America she's pretty much disappeared from... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 11:54 PM

April 16, 2007

Janeane Garofalo in Ratatouille, Law Dogs!

There is life after Air America, although it's of a limited, small-time sort for Janeane Garofalo. In 2006 she had a bit part in "Southland Tales", a foreign-film-made-by-Americans which was supposed to be some sort of wacky farce but appears to have been a massive flop. It "starred" The Rock. But, things are looking slightly... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 10:31 PM

November 16, 2006

Janeane Garofalo narrates "Useful Idiots on Parade"

OK, it's not really called "Useful Idiots on Parade", but Janeane Garofalo is the narrator of a 2005 documentary called "The Peace Patriots". It's about all the useful idiots who participated in the "peace" movement, much of which was in fact orchestrated by Communist-linked groups. Keeping with that theme, the doc features the music of... Keep reading >>>

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October 11, 2006

Swiffering Janeane Garofalo spins; liberal radio can work!

Any article from an NYC-based site that starts out "While Swiffering her city apartment, Janeane Garofalo takes a moment to chat with Metro..." immediately grabs my attention and holds it long enough to read Janine offering a pro-Air America talking point more often associated with Al Franken: "...Air America was the fastest growing talk radio... Keep reading >>>

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September 24, 2006

Janeane Garofalo: Bill O'Reilly put me in estrus

In the latest issue of GQ, former Air America hostess and something or other Janeane Garofalo admits that when she first met Bill O'Reilly she was enraptured with sexual feelings and plunged into a deep state of extreme sexual excitement: Janeane Garofalo shares this recollection: "Literally one moment before you go on, he comes and... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 09:02 PM | Comments (1)

July 17, 2006

Janeane Garofalo quits Air America Radio

It's official: Janeane Garofalo is no longer on Air America Radio. The formerly-cute actress will now be pursuing "other projects". While some might want to make a big deal about this, there's really nothing there. She herself had hinted about her departure since May, and she hasn't really been a big part of the show... Keep reading >>>

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July 05, 2006

Janeane Garofalo is on "jury duty"

The Majority Report might have been canceled and Janeane Garofalo might be out of a job that she wasn't drawing a salary for, according to the Radio Equalizer. Since very few people at the MR blog or anywhere else seem to have noticed, let's speculate among ourselves:... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 05:30 AM | Comments (1)

April 17, 2006

Janeane Garofalo: clear and purified!

[In order to avoid getting a snake or a letter from a snake in my mailbox, I'm going to change some letters in the following.] From "Radio host Janeanne Garofalo played by Sc|entol0gy?" Air America Radio talk show host Janeanne Garofalo of "Majority Report" was seemingly taken in by a Sc|entol0gy-linked project selling a "detoxification"... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 11:41 PM | Comments (1)

February 25, 2006

Cindy Sheehan, Janeane Garofalo at far-left concert

It's been quite a while since we featured formerly-cute formerly-slightly-funny comic Janeane Garofalo here, and we're reaching a bit low in the barrel to announce that she'll be broadcasting her show (she still has a show?) live from a "peace" concert which will also feature Cindy Sheehan. The concert will coincide with the three-year anniversary... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 12:21 AM | Comments (2)

December 11, 2005

Lifestyles of the rich and slightly famous "liberals"

Peak behind the velvet rope in this 'difficult to understand since you've never heard of anyone involved' story. Flavia Colgan is apparently an MSNBC commentator who also posts at - where else - the HuffPost. She auctioned herself off on eBay - clean requests only please! - and a real estate developer won. However, he... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 10:30 AM | Comments (3)

December 02, 2005

Does Janeane Garofalo need a booster seat?

The bus stop at Sunset and Fountain on the far eastern edge of Hollywood features the ad you see above. As I drove by it all I could think of is "Janeane Garofalo is almost that short. I wonder if she'd be a borderline case for having to drive with a booster seat?" I... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 05:17 AM | Comments (7)

November 04, 2005

Inside Bunker Garofalo

University of South Carolina student Maggie Brock contacted Janeane Garofalo from inside her very special bunker and got answers to a few questions: ...The right wing machine, for the last 40 years, has successfully cowed the media into thinking there's a liberal bias, which there isn't, and then WAY overcompensating the other way. There's a... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 06:18 AM | Comments (4)

October 11, 2005

Is Air America falling apart?

Janeane Garofalo is here in Cali filming the West Wing and taking time off from her radio gig on AAR. Meanwhile, Al Franken just lost his co-host. While I've alluded to this before, it needs to be asked again: is Air America Radio falling apart? You know how you get excited about something, then that... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 10:07 PM | Comments (7)

October 02, 2005

The Janeane Garofalo, West Wing alternate reality

The West Wing TV show is the alternate reality within which America's "liberals" live. The heroes of the show have this warm, comfy, hip, friendly sheen, with which they imbue the screen as they spritely walk from room to room as they fight against the force of evil: Republican candidate Vinick, as played by one... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 08:21 PM | Comments (1)

September 25, 2005

Janeane Garofalo on West Wing: Sunday October 2

I'm so excited I've already turned the sound down in expectation. On October 2, Janeane Garofalo begins her special guest stint on the West Wing television program. "G-lo" plays Louise Thornton, a plucky, controversial, yet constantly well-meaning media strategist who fights for the people. Kinda like Karl Rove with a heart and a brain... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 06:00 AM | Comments (2)

September 14, 2005

Janeane: back to brunette?

As previously discussed, Janeane Garofalo will be on the West Wing this season. This site links to this picture of America's troubled sweetheart. It's a bit creepy, featuring someone named Bradley Whitford, who's apparently a co-star on the WW. However, note that G-lo appears to have dyed her hair brown, rather than her natural blonde... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 11:48 AM | Comments (2)

September 12, 2005

Name-calling, shrieking prevail on Janeane Garofalo show

The article "CNN beefs up 'faith and values' reporting" contains the following: ...Janeane Garofalo, an anchor on the liberal talk radio syndicate Air America, chose to scream at a religious caller who took her to task for joining mainstream America and labeling Sc|ent0l0gists as freaks, or something like that. What could have been an opportunity... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 10:33 AM | Comments (1)

August 24, 2005

Janeane Garofalo to redefine "frumpy" in West Wing role

This worthless blurb on Janeane's appearances on the West Wing only tells you one thing you didn't know: her name on the show will be "Louise Thornton". It does, however, include a picture of America's used-to-be-cute but now-is-troubled sweetheart from an appearance at a MoveOn concert way back in 2004. Larger version here.... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 10:40 AM | Comments (2)

August 17, 2005

Janeane Garofalo on the West Wing

America's formerly-cute-but-still-troubled sweetheart will be appearing in the episodes of the West Wing this coming season. She will be playing a media strategist. She will demand more steak, less sizzle: Her advice to move away from political gamesmanship and start speaking directly to voters ruffles feathers within the [Matt Santos (Jimmy Smits)] campaign, including those... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 02:52 PM | Comments (0)

July 09, 2005

Janeane Garofalo never left a guest post on my blog

Here I've got a whole category just about her, but for some reason she appears to have left a guest post here. "Garofaloized"? I don't know whether that's really written by her, but it does sound like it could be her.... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 02:30 PM | Comments (1)

June 29, 2005

Does Janeane Garofalo support the Iraqi resistance?

This is pretty shocking, but as there's no transcript available, I don't at this point know whether G-Lo has gone over to the enemy side or not. In any case, Anthony Lappe, Executive Editor of the Guerrilla News Network reports: I just got off the air on my friend Terrance McNally's excellent show on KPFK... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 10:40 AM | Comments (0)

Did Janeane Garofalo have a facelift?

If River Selkie swears to it, it must be true. Over to this 29-year-old desert dweller who I've never heard of before: by the way, i swear that janeane has had a face-lift. did anyone else see 'nadine in dateland' on the oxygen channel? she looks so different. she WAS so different. the movie wasn't... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 10:33 AM | Comments (0)

June 24, 2005

Nadine in Date Land with Janeane Garofalo showing on Oxygen

America's cute-but-troubled sweetheart is in a new movie. No, it's not one of those things you see in theaters, in this case it's on the Oxygen Network. It certainly sounds like a wacky work of art: LOS ANGELES, January 11, 2005 - What you can't do, teach! Enter Nadine - a 30-something, down-on-her-luck matchmaker who... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 06:26 AM | Comments (0)

June 21, 2005

Janeane Garofalo poker sitcom not picked up

In sad but essentially meaningless news, Janeane Garofalo's sitcom about professional poker player Annie Duke was not picked up, the North Jersey Media Group eventually reports. This previous post says that it had been picked up, but that statement might have been inserted by a Rovian disruptor. In other completely non-essential news, the AP's "Six... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 12:24 PM | Comments (0)

June 08, 2005

Surreality Bites: Janeane Garofalo and 9/11

The site total911.info alerts us to this unconfirmed post from a Yahoo group: For several weeks now, Janeane hasn't let a show go by without some criticism of the official 9/11 story. And she keeps getting more & more critical of it. She's discussed the CIA insider trading/Airline put options, she's discussed NORAD being ordered... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 01:27 PM | Comments (0)

June 03, 2005

Political acumen of Janeane Garofalo criticized

Incredibly long-winded and pompous screenwriter Thomas McKelvey Cleaver (credits) apparently knew America's cute-but-troubled sweetheart back in the day, and he offers the following advice which I'm happy to pass along: ...Unfortunately, the same thing cannot be said about "The Majority Report." Janeane and Sam might be "knowledgeable amateurs", but the emphasis has to be on... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 11:51 AM | Comments (1)

May 22, 2005

Janeane Garofalo hates the right

I seem to have missed the screed "I hate the right: they're a bunch of stupid stupids" from BoreAmerica favorite Janeane Garofalo. It appears to be from November of last year, and herewith a partial fisk: I hate the right because they're all about thwarting people's potential. They hinder imagination and the ability to move... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 11:24 AM | Comments (0)

April 13, 2005

I'd dearly love to, but she's going to have to ditch the dye job first

The title is my attempt to come up with a cheap pun based on Janeane's sitcom "All In" being picked up. The sitcom concerns Annie Duke, single mom and professional poker player. Headlines include: Garofalo has winning hand for NBC 'All In' All In Dealt Garofalo Garofalo's 'In' There are more. Surprisingly, the coverage from... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 09:33 PM | Comments (0)

March 30, 2005

"Garofalo lives longtime dream on Air America"

My dream involves Janeane ditching the blonde hair and getting a preppie makeover. Meanwhile back to Garofalo's dream: Minutes before showtime on a Tuesday night, Janeane Garofalo slides into the studio carrying a microphone and a backpack stuffed with research. On the desk she lines up provisions: a can of supercaffeinated Red Bull, a can... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 07:36 PM | Comments (1)

February 10, 2005

Tom Greene, American?

Tom Greene, alledged comedian and admitted Canadian: "[I went on a USO tour, the next day the hotel we were staying at was bombed, etc. etc...]" Janeane: "[how did that make you feel? .... what if that had happened when you were there... ... .... .... I mean ... would it have been worth it?... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 09:04 PM | Comments (0)

November 17, 2004

Don't cry Janeane!

From our DU correspondent: OMG!!! Garofalo is GOING OFF on AAR! crying over a letter, and dissing the republicans HARD while at the same time lambasting Democrats who blame HER and her "condescension" for losing the election (which is what the letter she was crying over was about). Must be DLC people.... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 07:26 PM | Comments (0)

May 31, 2004

A blogger listens to Air America

Blogger "Mindles H. Dreck" discusses an AA discussion of a book about the defense department exercising editorial control over movies. Janeane suggests a class action lawsuit against movie makers or some such.... Keep reading >>>

Posted at 03:35 PM | Comments (0)

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